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[*michaelsean*]

Is it weird that I just discovered this thread? OK two of my favorite jokes that were probably posted here years ago.

Quote:A man walks into work and his boss sees him and says,
"Dude, you look bad." The man says, "But I feel good."
Boss says "I don't know, I'd have that checked out if I were you."
He walks towards his office and a co-worker sees him and says,
"Dude, you look bad."
He says, "But I feel good." Co-worker says, "I don't know, I'd have
that checked out if I were you."
So he goes to his doctor and while wating to see him a new intern see's him
and says, "Dude, you look bad."
He says, "Yeah, I know, but I feel good. What does that mean?"
The intern says, "Well, lets look it up in the medical dictionary."
The intern grabs the book and starts flippin through pages, muttering under his breath, "That would be under L, right ?"
"Ah, here it is. Looks bad, feels good. Dude, you're a vagina."

Quote:Bill has worked in a pickle factory for several years. One day he confesses to his wife that he has a terrible urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggests that he see a therapist to talk about it, but Bill vows to overcome this rash desire on his own.

A few weeks later, Bill returns home absolutely ashen. His wife asks, "What's wrong, Bill?"

"Do you remember how I told you about my tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"

His wife gasps, "My God, Bill, what happened?"

"I got fired."

"No, Bill -- I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"

"Oh, um, she got fired, too."