If Bengal.boards is ever made into a movie who plays you?

[oncemoreuntothejimbreech]

Clark W. Griswold


"I think you're all ****** in the head.  We're three hours from the ******* fun park and you want to bail out.  Well, I'll tell you something.  This is no longer a vacation.  It's a quest.  It's a quest for fun.  I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun.  We're all gonna have so much ******* fun we're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our god damn smiles.  We'll all be whistling zip-a-dee-do-da out of your *******.  I gotta be crazy.  I'm on a quest to see a moose.  Praise Marty Moose."