12-27-2018, 06:05 PM
For immediate release: The Cincinnati Bengals immediately dissolve as an NFL franchise and a new team under new ownership has purchased the rights to operate an NFL team at Paul Brown Stadium effective immediately. The entire Brown family is under indictment for swindling Hamilton County and likely to go to prison for the rest of their natural born lives. The new team will be named, The Cincinnati Not The Bengals, But We'll Come Up With A Real Name Someday (better known as the CNTBBWCUWARNS's)
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
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Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
