01-03-2019, 11:00 PM
(01-01-2019, 09:11 PM)Benton Wrote: The neighbor is late? As in dead?
Either way, I'd load up a super soaker full of pickle juice and wait. When she's a about to ring it, soak her down with the smelly stuff. If the parents complain, tell them that's the way you're answering the door these days.
"Soak young'uns in pickle juice? Sign me up!"