Ooops. I messed up again.

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(01-20-2019, 06:59 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: Fortunately for me, this thing is close to sold out 2 weeks in advance. I could probably resell and make some dough. But I really wanted to do something with her out of the ordinary. She's too reserved and paranoid about stuff anymore. Which, I understand I guess, but just wanted to give her a good time. 
LOL - I don't even own one of those. Although, not saying I couldn't accidentally cause a propane explosion out here? She would probably yell at me, but inside be happy this thing burned down.  I on the other hand would be devastated.   


Damnit! I just thought of something. Not only would I have to hear it from her if that happened, but Hank Hill would sound like Gunnery Sergeant Hartman on "Full Metal Jacket" if I accidentally did that? I can imagine it now:

Hank Hill: Did your parents have any children that lived?

HarleyDog: Sir, yes, sir.

Hank Hill: I bet they regret that. You're so ugly you could be a modern dumb ass! What's your name stupid?

HarleyDog: Sir, Harley Dog, sir.

Hank Hill: Harley? Harley what... Harley Quinn?

HarleyDog: Sir, no, sir. Harley Dog sir.

Hank Hill: That name sounds like poop with corn in it. Are you poop with corn in it?

HarleyDog: Sir, no, sir.

Hank Hill: Do you suck tennis balls?

HarleyDog: Sir, no, sir.

Hank Hill: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a tennis ball through a garden hose.

HarleyDog: Sir, no, sir.

Hank Hill: I don't like the name Harley, only Steelers and Browns fans are called Harley. From now on you're HarleyDog.

HarleyDog: Sir? That's already my name, Sir!

Hank Hill: Stop playing with fire HarleyDog.

HarleyDog: Sir, yes Sir!




Good Lord, I don't think I could take that?