02-28-2019, 12:52 AM
I'm going to assume you didn't drive straight to the kids home to commit an unwarranted murder based on booger throwing.
"Your honor, this unruly child was CLEARLY flicking his booger in the general direction of my nice, clean truck so I had no other choice than to put him out of his misery..."
As a self admitted former booger tosser myself just be glad he didn't first put it in his mouth then spit it in the direction of your truck. That may have been the last straw and years of incarceration for you then the undoubted social media backlash with you being the killer of the only known case of booger induced murder of a child..
Good that calmer heads prevailed..
"Your honor, this unruly child was CLEARLY flicking his booger in the general direction of my nice, clean truck so I had no other choice than to put him out of his misery..."
As a self admitted former booger tosser myself just be glad he didn't first put it in his mouth then spit it in the direction of your truck. That may have been the last straw and years of incarceration for you then the undoubted social media backlash with you being the killer of the only known case of booger induced murder of a child..
Good that calmer heads prevailed..
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
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Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
