09-24-2015, 08:55 PM
(09-24-2015, 07:20 PM)coltsfan4ever Wrote: No one left me for Jake Delhomme. That ex-girlfriend of mine who liked Delhomme - I dumped her! Get it? I left her, not the other way around. Get your facts straight! :snark:
You keep trying to say that, but everyone knows you don't have nearly as much to offer as Jake does, so there's no doubt at all that she left you and chased after him. No doubt, it would probably burn me up too, to know that some chick was imagining some other dude when i was banging her, before finally just dumping me.
"The measure of a man's intelligence can be seen in the length of his argument."