Eifert returns

[SladeX]

(03-16-2019, 10:48 PM)fredtoast Wrote: I don't often agree with Mr Leap, but he is correct here.

Eifert is not even real.

He is like a rumor.

A vague dream.  An undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There’s more of gravy than of grave about him

But, the ghost of Christmas past was real. Scrooge was just talking trash to hide the fact that he was afraid. Being Ironic.
Where's the irony in your post?