The 2019 Dreaded Mock Draft

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An annual tradition continues. The dreaded mock last year hit the mark on Malik Jackson (I know), but if they would have comntinue to follow the dreads we would have gotten Phillip Linsay in the 7th.

RD 1 DEVIN BUSH/ LB





It’s a battle of Devins as to who the best LB in this year’s draft, but the hair is no contest. DB brings back to the LB Corps what has been missing since Burfict was great; dreads;

RD 2 YODNY CAJUSTE/ OT




The biggest problem with 1st RD bust Ced O. was his lack of strength and lack of dreads, Yodny brings both to the Oline in abundance.

RD 3 JACHAI POLITE/ DE




Polite has had one of the the worst Pre Draft seasons in quite some time. He showed up and the combine small and slow and his vert was measured with a roll of dimes. He had worse interviews and even a worse Pro Day. But one thing he has kept is the dreads.

RD 4  JOEJUAN WILLIAMS/ CB





JJ is a huge CB in the mold of Richard Sherman. He's just starting out with the dreads, but hopefully they mature just like Sherman


RD 5 BYRCE LOVE/ RB


b-love would have gone much earlier had he came out last year, but he didn’t and it cost him big time. Luckily we won’t need to rely heavily on him, but he does bring the backfield some much needed dreads

RD 6 ALBERT HUGGINS/ DT





Huggy Bear was the 3rd of 4th best DT on his college team and therefore didn’t get a chance to shine, He did shine in the NCAA playoffs as Lawrence was suspended. We need someone to replace Phat Sims play and dreads.

RD 6 SHELDRICK REDWINE/DB



Red-red- wine, mocked by bfine. Dreads make you feel so fine, so fine all of the time.

RD 6  LIL’ JORDAN HUMPHREY/ TE



Lil’ is names after Michael Jordan, but Jordan could only dream of having such dreads. Too slow to make it as a WR, but put about 20 pounds on him and...


RD 6 BUNCHY STALLINGS/ OG


Bunchy bunches up the dreads in faux hawk style

RD 6 JAMAL DAVIS/ EDGE





JD is a project SAM who wears his dreads Kid-n-Play style.

RD 7 RYAN DAVIS/ WR


Davis’ dreads are more developed than his game, but he’s a speedster that could bring value in the return game.