04-10-2019, 08:38 PM
If it says Iowa Hawkeyes or has the Tiger hawk logo anywhere on it, you will have all the men envious and the women fighting for your attention. You’ll have to beat them back with a stick. But you’ll get used to it. Guaranteed.
Deceitful, two-faced she-woman. Never trust a female, Delmar, remember that one simple precept and your time with me will not have been ill spent.