09-28-2015, 09:55 PM
It wasn't overlooked when Unibrow spewed his haterade earlier in the week, but how do you suppose he likes 'em now...?
September 8, 2014: Unibrow completes a fourth quarter, 80-yard TD strike to Douchebag Sr., leaving four minutes on the clock. Dalton nullifies it with a 77-yard rip to AJ Green. Bengals' D holds, forces turnover on downs.
September 27, 2015: Fourth quarter, Unibrow to Douchebag Sr. nullified in short order by a Dalton-Green response TD. Bengals' D forces turnover on downs.
Unibrow has thrown two times as many INTs vs. the Bengals than ANY other team. He has 13 TDs to 18 INTs against Cincinnati, which is wretched, especially compared to his efforts against Pissburgh (17 TD, 6 INTs).
Hate them, Unibrow. It is your destiny.
Next observation is this: Unibrow, much like his namesake's prefix, is single-minded in his approach this season. He targeted Douchebag Sr. 18 times versus 8 other WR targets combined. In the preceding two games, the ratio was 40 to 25. Sixty-three percent of Unibrow's throws to wideouts are to Douchebag Sr.
By comparison, AJ Green thus far has been targeted on exactly 50% of Dalton's throw to receivers. Is a 13% differential any big deal? I think so, factoring their guy's age (36), his plan to retire at season's end, and their other WRs amounted to 40 combined yards. (Marvin Jones and Sanu combined for 122.) With Steve Smith doing so much damage, where's their Marvin Jones? Where's their next season's Douchebag Sr.? See what I'm sayin'?
Finally, I'll add this as a fish-barrel potshot: The Ratbirds are some whiny bitches. Douchebag Sr. has been talking, of course. He always talks. He had stuff to say about the Panthers, now he's calling out his locker room. Unibrow, too.
But get this...! Somebody else is ragging on the Ratbirds. From the outside, no less:
The New England Patriots have no business talking about the Baltimore Ravens. The Ravens are not even on their schedule. Yet a team that is known for saying little, they feel the need to open their mouths these days, most recently about the Ravens.
There have been accusations floating around that the Ravens tipped off the Indianapolis Colts about deflate gate even though there is no proof that the Ravens did such a thing. Head coach John Harbaugh has been pretty adamant about the fact that the Ravens never tipped off anyone. Patriots President Jonathan Kraft felt the need to speak about the Ravens 0-3 start to the 2015 season via 98.5 The Sports Hub.
"It's really too bad about Baltimore," Kraft said to host Marc Bertrand while laughing. Then Bertrand said that he wasn't surprised by the Ravens slow start because of karma...
LMAO! The cheatin'-ass Patriots goin' in on the Ratbirds! "Karma"! Ha! I'm in no hurry for Cincinnati to join the upper-crust drama...but then again, maybe it'd be nice to be in the company of the most feared and hated.
September 8, 2014: Unibrow completes a fourth quarter, 80-yard TD strike to Douchebag Sr., leaving four minutes on the clock. Dalton nullifies it with a 77-yard rip to AJ Green. Bengals' D holds, forces turnover on downs.
September 27, 2015: Fourth quarter, Unibrow to Douchebag Sr. nullified in short order by a Dalton-Green response TD. Bengals' D forces turnover on downs.
Unibrow has thrown two times as many INTs vs. the Bengals than ANY other team. He has 13 TDs to 18 INTs against Cincinnati, which is wretched, especially compared to his efforts against Pissburgh (17 TD, 6 INTs).
Hate them, Unibrow. It is your destiny.
Next observation is this: Unibrow, much like his namesake's prefix, is single-minded in his approach this season. He targeted Douchebag Sr. 18 times versus 8 other WR targets combined. In the preceding two games, the ratio was 40 to 25. Sixty-three percent of Unibrow's throws to wideouts are to Douchebag Sr.
By comparison, AJ Green thus far has been targeted on exactly 50% of Dalton's throw to receivers. Is a 13% differential any big deal? I think so, factoring their guy's age (36), his plan to retire at season's end, and their other WRs amounted to 40 combined yards. (Marvin Jones and Sanu combined for 122.) With Steve Smith doing so much damage, where's their Marvin Jones? Where's their next season's Douchebag Sr.? See what I'm sayin'?
Finally, I'll add this as a fish-barrel potshot: The Ratbirds are some whiny bitches. Douchebag Sr. has been talking, of course. He always talks. He had stuff to say about the Panthers, now he's calling out his locker room. Unibrow, too.
But get this...! Somebody else is ragging on the Ratbirds. From the outside, no less:
The New England Patriots have no business talking about the Baltimore Ravens. The Ravens are not even on their schedule. Yet a team that is known for saying little, they feel the need to open their mouths these days, most recently about the Ravens.
There have been accusations floating around that the Ravens tipped off the Indianapolis Colts about deflate gate even though there is no proof that the Ravens did such a thing. Head coach John Harbaugh has been pretty adamant about the fact that the Ravens never tipped off anyone. Patriots President Jonathan Kraft felt the need to speak about the Ravens 0-3 start to the 2015 season via 98.5 The Sports Hub.
"It's really too bad about Baltimore," Kraft said to host Marc Bertrand while laughing. Then Bertrand said that he wasn't surprised by the Ravens slow start because of karma...
LMAO! The cheatin'-ass Patriots goin' in on the Ratbirds! "Karma"! Ha! I'm in no hurry for Cincinnati to join the upper-crust drama...but then again, maybe it'd be nice to be in the company of the most feared and hated.
