My dilemma

[Benton]

(05-31-2019, 10:46 AM)Bengalzona Wrote: Well. I took a big dump last night. But I couldn't bring myself to pull crap out of the toilet and start slicing it up just to put something inside of it back in my mouth. Besides, the smell was rather horrendous! As I have been known to say, "That shit ain't right, man!"

I felt rather sick about it, though. It was hard for me to enjoy the dump the way I normally do thinking about all that money going down the toilet.

I think I will just have all the teeth in my head pulled and get dentures. At least I wouldn't be swallowing all of those bastards!

No no, you have to spread it out an a flat surface. Like the kitchen table. Then use your wife's rolling pin to gently flatten out the poo.