Greatest Movie Quotes ever

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Wooaahh no Monty Python? Seriously?

'Tis but a scratch' - Holy Grail

'Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.' - Holy Grail

'King Arthur: Who are you who can summon fire without flint or tinder?
Tim: There are some who call me... Tim.' - Holy Grail

'...You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... WITH... A HERRING!' - Holy Grail

'We are the Knights who say... NI.' - Holy Grail

'Spectator I: I think it was "Blessed are the cheesemakers".
Mrs. Gregory: Aha, what's so special about the cheesemakers?
Gregory: Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.' - Life of Brian

'He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy! Now, piss off!' - Life of Brian

'Brian: Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?
Reg: **** off! 'Judean People's Front'. We're the People's Front of Judea! 'Judean People's Front'.
Francis: Wankers.' - Life of Brian