06-08-2019, 05:11 AM
(06-07-2019, 08:37 PM)Beaker Wrote: We used to have pig rustling contests in college. See who could bring home the fattest chick.
Excessive drinking does strange things to people. The ugly girls get prettier every minute closer to bar closing time..a strange phenomenon nobody has ever quite fully understood, but yet it exists..
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.