09-29-2015, 09:29 PM
(09-29-2015, 11:38 AM)BernLock Wrote: Dang youre right. How about a 12 year old who is just starting to learn how to control her raging hormones
Now that we're practically sworn enemies, let's do the math on the AFCN together. You'll correct me if I'm mistaken.
Pissburgh (yes, I use sophomoric pejoratives against every other blessed NFL team and as many rival players as I can) minus Melonhead Ben. Hm. Michael Vick ready for some AFCN quarterbackin', fine china that he is? Can he even make it 4-6 weeks, starting against a pride-wounded Dumpster Duck D no less? Their O is predicated on Melonhead's meatheadedness. Vick will get lit up.
Lebeau's gone. Is their D scary? I say it's only as scary as Cincinnati's. I give Cincinnati a +2 advantage here, based on no actual mathematical weighting. Just feels like a +2. Let's call it plus two in the division standings at season's end. The Pissburgh Stoolers will be chasing Bengals all year.
Cleveland? I mean...QB controversy. Cincinnati pounded Manziel like their drunk prom date. He probably trains with a Japanese flag doorag imagining a rematch. And McCown? {shrug} I can't imagine he'd fare better'n Unibrow or Rivers.
The Browneyes' run D? Dead last. The Browneyes' own rushing attack? 25th.
That's a +4. Sorry, but it is. Maybe even a +5.
Baltimore. Plus-three. That's giving them more credit than they've earned.
AFCN
Bengals 11-5
Stoolers 9-7
Ratbirds 8-8
Browneyes 6-10
I believe that to be mathematically correct.
