06-18-2019, 01:25 PM
(06-18-2019, 10:39 AM)Nately120 Wrote: Bengals themed menu:
The Prime Time - a pizza that completely falls apart if it isn't 1pm on a Sunday
The John Ross - a pizza that still isn't ready 2+ years after you paid for it
The Carson Palmer - a slightly above average pizza that you are forced to trade to someone else
The Mike Brown - a venerable and lousy pizza that sits in a display case and can't be removed no matter how bad it is
The Marvin Lewis - a bland and doughy pizza that seems like it's been on the menu forever
The Zampese - a pizza made by someone who has no idea what he is doing and shouldn't be making pizza
The Burfict - the dirtiest pizza this side of the Hines Ward
Oh, the cleverness of me.
I'm not quit sure cleverness is the exact term I would have used. Bored perhaps? IDK..I'll alert you soon as the proper term hits me..
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
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Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
