06-25-2019, 06:52 AM
(06-20-2019, 03:43 PM)XenoMorph Wrote: the one that feels like a cat licking you arm lol
Two words that should never be used in the same post at the same time, toilet paper and licking..
Back to the toilet paper dilemma, I still use paper and occasionally such a mess comes out of my body I take an immediate shower to wash the remainders away..
I've often wondered about toilet paper. Why are babies butts included in the ads AS IF anyone ever substituted toilet paper with a babies butt (How shameful if they ever did) and why doesn't any company ever advertise with the claim that sh*t sticks to our paper much better than the other leading brands..? These are important issues you know.. and never forget the once useful 1000 sheets per roll stuff that is now so thin that it's functionally useless.
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
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