07-05-2019, 07:31 PM
If he's gonna get hurt running in a straight line what hope is there for a season of football? Let the guy have fun. Players do actually have lives that consist of other things besides just football. Should they all avoid eating food on the outside chance they MIGHT strangle on a string of spaghetti? They might accidentally drown on a glass of water, could "tweek" a muscle in bed and gawd forbid, they might go blind watching TV! 
We already know the dangers of jerking off and blindness! I only have a forehead and nose as a result!
We already know the dangers of jerking off and blindness! I only have a forehead and nose as a result!
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
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Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
