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The Colonoscopy
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No need to worry about the anesthesia.  You will not be put into deep sleep.  It is called "twilight sleep" and you will come out much quicker and easier than real anesthesia.  But you may have some memory problems for a while after waking up.

Prep is the worst part unless you like spending 90% of your time on the toilet squirting water out your butt.

Afterwards you will experience some of the most massive farts of your life.

My doctor had a record system where it flagged his patients' 50th birthday and they would get a call from him to schedule a colonoscopy.  I didn't think much about it until my father died of colon cancer a couple of years ago.  Colon cancer can be treated if it is found early.  
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The Colonoscopy - Awful Llama - 07-17-2019, 07:16 PM
RE: The Colonoscopy - bfine32 - 07-17-2019, 07:22 PM
RE: The Colonoscopy - XenoMorph - 07-18-2019, 05:20 PM
RE: The Colonoscopy - bfine32 - 07-18-2019, 06:41 PM
RE: The Colonoscopy - Jason_NC - 07-17-2019, 08:18 PM
RE: The Colonoscopy - fredtoast - 07-18-2019, 06:35 PM
RE: The Colonoscopy - Tiger Teeth - 07-18-2019, 08:24 PM
The Colonoscopy - Storer50 - 07-20-2019, 06:08 PM
RE: The Colonoscopy - Awful Llama - 07-21-2019, 08:33 PM
RE: The Colonoscopy - HarleyDog - 07-21-2019, 09:57 PM
RE: The Colonoscopy - grampahol - 07-23-2019, 05:48 PM
RE: The Colonoscopy - grampahol - 02-19-2020, 10:05 PM
RE: The Colonoscopy - BengalHawk62 - 07-21-2019, 11:16 PM
RE: The Colonoscopy - Awful Llama - 07-24-2019, 03:23 PM
RE: The Colonoscopy - michaelsean - 07-25-2019, 02:16 AM
RE: The Colonoscopy - masonbengals fan - 07-24-2019, 06:41 PM
RE: The Colonoscopy - HarleyDog - 07-24-2019, 10:44 PM
RE: The Colonoscopy - Awful Llama - 07-25-2019, 04:25 PM
RE: The Colonoscopy - HarleyDog - 02-19-2020, 08:52 PM
RE: The Colonoscopy - SunsetBengal - 02-20-2020, 12:08 AM
RE: The Colonoscopy - HarleyDog - 02-20-2020, 12:51 AM
RE: The Colonoscopy - fredtoast - 02-20-2020, 12:00 PM
RE: The Colonoscopy - michaelsean - 02-20-2020, 12:16 PM
RE: The Colonoscopy - grampahol - 02-24-2020, 12:33 PM

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