07-29-2019, 10:28 AM
The time has finally come for The John Ross to reveal his true divinity to the hoi polloi. This year, they won't measure his output in yards; he will gain counties.
He will not be scoring touchdowns. He will be planting a phallus-shaped Sigil in every county east of the Mason Dixon.
He will not be scoring touchdowns. He will be planting a phallus-shaped Sigil in every county east of the Mason Dixon.
If you see something suspicious, say something suspicious.
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