07-29-2019, 10:43 AM
Sources have informed me that the doctors tasked with immobilizing and treating his ankle accidentally fused his legs together and also mistakenly gave him breast implants. There is no way to separate the legs - his entire lower body will be amputated. He's keeping the tits.
These new developments have pushed back his return approximately 2 hours.
These new developments have pushed back his return approximately 2 hours.
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