Cowboyboot sandals

[grampahol]

They should have a label in stores called the "You gotta be out of your freaking mind sandals for people with more money than...well...you know." Personally I'm in favor of steel toed cowboy boot sandals since I'd be really tempted to drop heavy objects near these people.. To be fair the woman has kind of nice looking feet..I guess. She almost pulls it off. The man's feet on the other hand...He just looks like a moron.

How about a bicycle without pedals? Nothing says climbing a hill like climbing a hill with freakin wheels in the way.. 


It just gets worse.. Really? Anyone in my house with locked ice cream can just go sleep outside..I'm sorry..  I would intentionally just leave it in the oven to piss em off.  I guess Ben and Jerry's just overlooked the fact that most kitchens actually have knives to cut the cardboard containers open anyway..  To be fair who would go to such lengths for shitty ice cream? Raspberry Sorbet? Now that's worth at least a nuclear armed container..