How many and what kind of pets?

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(09-01-2019, 03:01 AM)samhain Wrote: I have an elderly border collie (14).  My wife has a nasty, fat black cat that is a massive asshole.  We tolerate each other, but I do not claim him.  My son has a guinea pig named Ms. Reds (seriously) that is ridiculously pampered for a rodent.

I also have a couple of reptiles.  I have one male Argentine red tegu named Fred.  He's a hair under 5 feet long.  He's very calm and is currently preparing for his yearly hibernation.  I also have a female cape rock monitor that's just under 4 feet.  Got a few fish, too.  Basically, a small zoo.

This made me picture Fred, with reading glasses on, checking off items on the annual checklist.  Hmmm...did I call the gas company?