09-15-2019, 09:15 AM
I don't think it can be understated just how important professional rock skipping is. The world championship is in some town in Scotland...maybe Macinack Island in Michigan.. I could've been a contender. I could have been somebody! Now I'm too old and don't have the same spin I once had. I used to be able to skip rocks clear across the Great Miami river, but alas, distance isn't as important as the number of skips, something I was pretty good at as well.
My ex had absolutely no concept of rock skipping. She was a kerplunker.. Straight in the water and dead on arrival..
My ex had absolutely no concept of rock skipping. She was a kerplunker.. Straight in the water and dead on arrival..
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.