09-22-2019, 08:34 PM
Monday Night Football will be a real Nielsen rating record! Let’s read this in a Howard Cosell voice:
“Bengals. Steelers. Usually two AFC physical powerhouses who play each other dirty with overtones of ugliness. Hate fills the stadium. In the fourth quarter the officials need whips, chairs, and body bags to separate the players. Former Bengal Vontaze Burfict is in Oakland and Oakland considered former Steeler Antonio Brown unworthy of the infamous black and silver.
“But this year, Cincinnati has lost its pugilistic passion for performance and Pittsburgh is reeling from the loss of the heavyweight Ben Roethlisberger who hasn’t lost to the Bengals since Millard Fillmore was president. The match appears to be akin to a girl fight at a slumber party or maybe two mice quarreling over a piece of cheese. It’s a snoozer waiting to happen but the outcome hangs in the balance. It’s Zac against Mike which sounds like a frat guy tennis match.
“Someone, unfortunately, will win the game; their first of the season.”
“Bengals. Steelers. Usually two AFC physical powerhouses who play each other dirty with overtones of ugliness. Hate fills the stadium. In the fourth quarter the officials need whips, chairs, and body bags to separate the players. Former Bengal Vontaze Burfict is in Oakland and Oakland considered former Steeler Antonio Brown unworthy of the infamous black and silver.
“But this year, Cincinnati has lost its pugilistic passion for performance and Pittsburgh is reeling from the loss of the heavyweight Ben Roethlisberger who hasn’t lost to the Bengals since Millard Fillmore was president. The match appears to be akin to a girl fight at a slumber party or maybe two mice quarreling over a piece of cheese. It’s a snoozer waiting to happen but the outcome hangs in the balance. It’s Zac against Mike which sounds like a frat guy tennis match.
“Someone, unfortunately, will win the game; their first of the season.”
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