Your the Owner! What do you do?

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(09-24-2019, 09:59 AM)Bengalitis Wrote: I would have hired that hot college chick that can kick field goals and replace phat Randy.

Then at least I could look forward to FGs every time we have the ball. Guys tend to mustard some extra testorone to help a lass. It would benefit our OL, ST and DL.

nounSCOTTISH•NORTHERN ENGLISH
noun: lass; plural noun: lasses
a young woman.
"he married a lass from Yorkshire"

That alone would put assets in the seats. We’re not getting the hype from QB or any other position. Might as well make history and bring in the first woman to start on an NFL team. Need to find a real butch woman to play LB’r or OT.