Leave Cincinnati - Bengals

[grampahol]

Cincinnati would benefit from having a pro Chutes and Ladders team (Maybe Candyland) comprised of only the best 7 year old girls money can buy. Just imagine the die hard fans piling into the Chutes and Ladders stadium every Sunday. The testosterone would just ooze from everyone's pores with face paintings that couldn't be rivaled by any other team sport.
The Challenge is ON!   Kick out the bengals in favor of the Candylanders! (Chutes and Ladderers just doesn't have the same ring to it.) And nobody could claim this board wouldn't fit into PBS.. ...and note the kids in the picture for Candyland..A young Andy and his wife! A match made in heaven! Sixtyfive years of GREAT family fun.. and no other major metropolitan area could lay claim to being the first pro Candyland franchise if Cincinnati beat em to it.. 

But it's still a tough call between the two.. You pick.. C&L's or CL? And just think.. We'd never have to relinquish choking since both have choking hazard warnings JUST LIKE the Bengals!