10-19-2019, 10:37 PM
I dunno..maybe if the entire city were to pray collectively all at the same time, but I suppose one would have to actually believe that the power of prayer actually works and that any such god being prayed to actually liked Cincinnati and the Bengals.
Personally I wouldn't bet the farm on such an endeavor.. I think the better option would be to take up a collection throughout the region to bribe NFL officials.
The handbills would read: "Please contribute every penny you have to bribe the NFL so the Bengals can get a fair shot at winning even if it's illegal and unethical. It's our only chance!" Oh, and don't forget to contribute to the coverup fund!
Personally I wouldn't bet the farm on such an endeavor.. I think the better option would be to take up a collection throughout the region to bribe NFL officials.
The handbills would read: "Please contribute every penny you have to bribe the NFL so the Bengals can get a fair shot at winning even if it's illegal and unethical. It's our only chance!" Oh, and don't forget to contribute to the coverup fund!
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.