10-28-2019, 12:40 AM
(10-28-2019, 12:13 AM)E.A. Poe Wrote: Good news, Bengals fans! Your team is guaranteed not to lose a game in week 9.
Feel free to count it as a Who Dey victory if it makes you feel any better about yourselves.
Good news, jackass! You're guaranteed to be a loser every week of your being.
Feel free to continue to cry and live a pathetic existence, lightened only temporarily when you get to live vicariously through a Ravens win, as though it could really make you feel any better about your empty life.
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