10-30-2019, 04:22 AM
If this franchise were a meal, it wouldn't even be a grilled cheese sandwich or pigs in a blanket. Hell, I don't think that they're even cold cereal. Cold hotdog straight out of the fridge? Melted granola bar that was left in the car on a hot day? Chicken byproduct meal that's been pried off of someone's shoe?!? Nope, nope, and NO WAY. They're more like a fine baked roadkill, or perhaps a tantalizing tire fire flambe.