11-02-2019, 12:27 PM
(11-02-2019, 10:42 AM)t3r3e3 Wrote: Maybe the milkman was making house calls when Paul was away? Only thing that makes sense...
(11-02-2019, 10:45 AM)HarleyDog Wrote: Don’t you mean garbage man?
You're both wrong.
Mike is the last member of his species, spirited away in a space capsule moments before his planet was destroyed. He landed on earth where he was discovered and taken in by a kindly high school football coach and his wife. It wasn't until decades later that he discovered his true gift: draining all life and hope from anything he touched.
Look, up in the sky box! It's a bird! It's a plane!. No, it's a slumbering pile of shit.
