Poll: Pick the Bengals Owner Poll with a few outside of the Box options
Mike Brown will live to be 100 and remains the Owner
Mike gives full control to Katie (AKA The Brown Family)
Bob Castellini (Reds Owner) buys out Mike for Ownership
Mark Cuban (NBA Mavericks Owner) sells the Mavericks & buys the Bengals
Cash troubles make Jerry Jones sell the Cowboys & buy the cheaper Bengals Franchise
Al Davis gets Un-cryogenically frozen, revived & buys the Bengals
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Pick the Bengals Owner Poll with a few outside of the Box options
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I'd do it. I'm slightly dismayed at that option missing on this list.
Slight obstacle, the team arguably is worth 2 billion, which puts me just about 1.999.999.990 Dollars short to buy out Mike Brown. I would politely ask the board members to pitch in.
Raising a child costs approximately 200.000 Dollars, so it just takes a thousand folks relinquishing another child (or 500 folks relinquishing two childs) and hand me the money instead to do it. That's not outlandish. Also it would be good for the planet.

In return I'd be willing to review all personnel decisions with these boards and let bfine do the draft.
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RE: Pick the Bengals Owner Poll with a few outside of the Box options - hollodero - 12-06-2019, 07:55 PM

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