Andy Dalton: Anyone that wanted a loss today is not a real fan

[*Awful Llama*]

I was a fan of this team long before you were even born, Andy, and I'll be here after you're gone. I've been insulted by much more talented players than you, Andy, and just like them, you'll soon be just a memory here.

Oh, and make sure you pick up one of these on the way out of town, Andy. You'll need it at your next gig.