12-31-2019, 02:31 AM
(11-20-2019, 12:45 AM)Bengalzona Wrote: Which hand do you use to wipe with, your strong side or your weak side? Or are you an ambi-wiper?
I favor my right hand, which is my strong side because I think it is more efficient and accurate. Plus, it feels weird like someone else is doing it if I use my left hand.
My method is to use two squares (three after Mexican food) of two-ply paper and to fold them over twice to fit in crack well. Because I have hemorrhoids, I have to do this several times to make sure I get around and in between all the hills and valleys (sort of like brushing your teeth).
What method do you use?
Wait a minute.. Is there a particular reason you had to associate ass wiping and teeth brushing in the same post? Is there something about your personality we might want to avoid sometime in the foreseeable future? "sort of like brushing your teeth".. I dunno about this. Personally I wipe and brush in entirely different ways and never at the same time. LOL
I think the similarities end with being in the same room sometimes..
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