01-05-2020, 05:29 PM
A JN poster inserted into real life conversation...
Bob - The burgers here are really great!
Sarah - They really are. I always go with the Double Decker.
Catmandude - Those aren't 1/4 pound patties!
Bob - Huh? Did someone say they were?
Catmandude - Well, theyre not! And these milkshakes aren't the best in the world either!
Bob - .....
Sarah - What do you think of your burger, Catmandude?
Catmandude - I just think a good steak is always better than a good burger. That's all.
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Bill - The original Diehard is the best in the series.
Dave - Tough to argue against the first, but I like 2 a little better.
Catmandude - You guys are nuts if you think the 3rd is the best. Its not even as good as 4!
Bill - What?
Dave - Yeah, what the hell? No one mentioned the 3rd one.
Bill - So what's your favorite, Catmandude?
Catmandude - All Im saying is the guys been in other good movies. Hello, the 6th Sense!!!
Dave - No one said he hasn't.
Catmandude - Alright, but the Exorcist is scarier than the 6th Sense. Right?
Bill - The Exorcist? What does that have to do with Die Hard?
Catmandude - I was talking to Dave, Bill!!! Butt out!!!
Bob - The burgers here are really great!
Sarah - They really are. I always go with the Double Decker.
Catmandude - Those aren't 1/4 pound patties!
Bob - Huh? Did someone say they were?
Catmandude - Well, theyre not! And these milkshakes aren't the best in the world either!
Bob - .....
Sarah - What do you think of your burger, Catmandude?
Catmandude - I just think a good steak is always better than a good burger. That's all.
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Bill - The original Diehard is the best in the series.
Dave - Tough to argue against the first, but I like 2 a little better.
Catmandude - You guys are nuts if you think the 3rd is the best. Its not even as good as 4!
Bill - What?
Dave - Yeah, what the hell? No one mentioned the 3rd one.
Bill - So what's your favorite, Catmandude?
Catmandude - All Im saying is the guys been in other good movies. Hello, the 6th Sense!!!
Dave - No one said he hasn't.
Catmandude - Alright, but the Exorcist is scarier than the 6th Sense. Right?
Bill - The Exorcist? What does that have to do with Die Hard?
Catmandude - I was talking to Dave, Bill!!! Butt out!!!