01-24-2020, 01:34 PM
1. CIN: Joe Burrow, QB, LSU
He's the guy, let's not fool ourselves into thinking otherwise. If it's anyone else at all, it better be Young. And I don't believe that's even a possibility unless Andy spills the beans on who his hair stylist is to Mikey boy and gives him a lifetime supply of Rogaine and Pomade. To sweeten it up a bit, a $25 gift card to Cracker Barrel. Then MAYBE we don't go Burrow...
2. WAS: Chase Young, DE, Ohio State
3. CAR: Tua Tagovailoa, QB, Alabama *TRADE* w/ DET.
4. NYG: Andrew Thomas, OT, Georgia
5. MIA: Justin Herbert, QB, Oregon
6. LAC: Isaiah Simmons, LB/S, Clemson
7. DET: Jeff Okudah, CB, Ohio State
8. AZ: Jerry Jeudy, WR, Alabama
9. JAX: Derrick Brown, DL, Auburn
10. CLE: Jedrick Willis, Jr., OT, Alabama
11. NYJ: Tristin Wirfs, OT, Iowa
12. OAK: CeeDee Lamb, WR, Oklahoma
13. IND: Jacob Eason, QB, Washington
14. TB: K'Lavon Chaisson, EDGE, LSU
15. DEN: Javon Kinlaw, DL, South Carolina
16. ATL: Kristian Fulton, CB, LSU
17. DAL: Xavier McKinney, S, Alabama
18. MIA: Kenneth Murray, LB, Oklahoma
19. OAK: CJ Henderson, CB, Florida
20. JAX: Trevon Diggs, CB, Alabama
21. PHI: Laviska Shenault Jr., WR, Colorado
22. BUF: Tee Higgins, WR, Clemson
23. NE: Jake Fromm, QB, Georgia
24. NO: Henry Ruggs III, WR, Alabama
25. MIN: Bryce Hall, CB, Virginia
26. MIA: Mekhi Becton, OT, Louisville
27. SEA: Josh Jones, OT, Houston
28. BAL: A.J. Epenesa, EDGE, Iowa
29. TEN: Grant Delpit, S, LSU
30. GB: Jalen Reagor, WR, TCU
31. SF: A.J. Terrell, CB, Clemson
32. KC: Terrell Lewis, EDGE, Alabama
33. LAC: Jordan Love, QB, Utah State *TRADE* w/ CIN.
37. Justin Jefferson, WR, LSU (pick from LAC)
65. Damon Arnette, CB, Ohio State
71. Akeem Davis-Gaither, LB, App. State (pick from LAC)
87. Troy Dye, LB, Oregon (Andy to NE for pick 87)
97. John Simpson, OG, Clemson
Rounds 5-7 BPA.
He's the guy, let's not fool ourselves into thinking otherwise. If it's anyone else at all, it better be Young. And I don't believe that's even a possibility unless Andy spills the beans on who his hair stylist is to Mikey boy and gives him a lifetime supply of Rogaine and Pomade. To sweeten it up a bit, a $25 gift card to Cracker Barrel. Then MAYBE we don't go Burrow...
2. WAS: Chase Young, DE, Ohio State
3. CAR: Tua Tagovailoa, QB, Alabama *TRADE* w/ DET.
4. NYG: Andrew Thomas, OT, Georgia
5. MIA: Justin Herbert, QB, Oregon
6. LAC: Isaiah Simmons, LB/S, Clemson
7. DET: Jeff Okudah, CB, Ohio State
8. AZ: Jerry Jeudy, WR, Alabama
9. JAX: Derrick Brown, DL, Auburn
10. CLE: Jedrick Willis, Jr., OT, Alabama
11. NYJ: Tristin Wirfs, OT, Iowa
12. OAK: CeeDee Lamb, WR, Oklahoma
13. IND: Jacob Eason, QB, Washington
14. TB: K'Lavon Chaisson, EDGE, LSU
15. DEN: Javon Kinlaw, DL, South Carolina
16. ATL: Kristian Fulton, CB, LSU
17. DAL: Xavier McKinney, S, Alabama
18. MIA: Kenneth Murray, LB, Oklahoma
19. OAK: CJ Henderson, CB, Florida
20. JAX: Trevon Diggs, CB, Alabama
21. PHI: Laviska Shenault Jr., WR, Colorado
22. BUF: Tee Higgins, WR, Clemson
23. NE: Jake Fromm, QB, Georgia
24. NO: Henry Ruggs III, WR, Alabama
25. MIN: Bryce Hall, CB, Virginia
26. MIA: Mekhi Becton, OT, Louisville
27. SEA: Josh Jones, OT, Houston
28. BAL: A.J. Epenesa, EDGE, Iowa
29. TEN: Grant Delpit, S, LSU
30. GB: Jalen Reagor, WR, TCU
31. SF: A.J. Terrell, CB, Clemson
32. KC: Terrell Lewis, EDGE, Alabama
33. LAC: Jordan Love, QB, Utah State *TRADE* w/ CIN.
37. Justin Jefferson, WR, LSU (pick from LAC)
65. Damon Arnette, CB, Ohio State
71. Akeem Davis-Gaither, LB, App. State (pick from LAC)
87. Troy Dye, LB, Oregon (Andy to NE for pick 87)
97. John Simpson, OG, Clemson
Rounds 5-7 BPA.
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