02-02-2020, 03:19 PM
(02-01-2020, 11:55 PM)jason Wrote: God we're a low self esteem fan base... Literally nobody with any knowledge of Joe Burrow is talking about him refusing to play for the Bengals... Nobody.
That shit has happened all of twice in my better part of a half century of existence. I guess Bo Jackson had other options, and went the baseball route for a minute, but that was also personal.
Joe Burrow is gonna bring his country ass to Cincinnati, learn to love Skyline, live his dream (which wasn't all that likely 6 months ago), and he's gonna be the toast of the town.
It's official now. The Cincinnati Bengals have been renamed to the Cincinnati Low Self Esteems..
The new team mascot and image to be soon unveiled to much fanfare ...
Who knew this child would someday grow up to become Mike Brown, owner of the Cincinnati Low Self Esteems?
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.