Joe Burrow and the Bengals: Attacking false narratives

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(02-07-2020, 03:59 PM)psychdoctor Wrote: Burrow would be God-like.  

"All hail Burrow"  
Hell, there may even be a Joe Burrow Holiday in Ohio!

IF the Bengals won a Super Bowl in the next 5 years with Burrow:

There would be a 5000% increase in baby boys named "Joe"
There would be a statue erected of Joe Burrow that is larger than any building in Cincinnati
There would also be a statue of Joe Burrow in my front yard
There would be a 20 year contract offered to Zack Taylor
There would be a new stadium constructed to be known forever as Paul Brown Stadium:  The House that Burrow Built
There would be a party the likes this area has never seen, putting to shame the New Orleans Celebration
There would be no more poverty in the state of Ohio based on donations to Joe's food bank 
There would be heads exploding all over the country (steeler fans, ESPN, Roger Goodell)- This is my fav
There would be a rich guy named Steve (RacerX) that always puts $100 on the Bengals to win the Super Bowl