02-15-2020, 10:38 PM
"The Story of My Life"* by Johnny Football, How to drink and drug your way out of football, the public eye and become a pariah in one easy to follow paragraph! And don't forget his forgettable registered trademark, COMEBACKSZN! Be sure to purchase a pair of COMEBACKSZN sneekers wherever real crap is sold!
*From the NYTimes worst seller list.
*From the NYTimes worst seller list.
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.