02-22-2020, 02:16 AM
OK, this is what I want and I deserve it DAMMIT!
Reds starting pitchers ALL win 20 games number one.. No if, and or buts.. 5 20 game winners! That's just the beginning..
The bullpen is nothing short of absolutely brilliant all season..
Aquino hits 50 home runs and has a sustained batting average of at least .390, swipes 40 bases AND throws out a minimum of 20 runners at 3rd base..
Akiyama splits time with Senzel in CF and both hit over .300 with 30 HRs each and lead the league in fielding percentages..
Winker and Castillanos do the same in LF even if Castillanos will probably play in RF and make Aquino look much better in the field.. OK, so LF probably won't be our greatest asset defensively..
Suarez keeps up his torrid HR pace AND stops striking out
For reasons I can't explain Galvis has the best season of his entire baseball life including little league AND Moustakas puts Brandon Phillips to shame at 2nd base AND hits out 40 HRS
Joey Votto goes back in time to 2010 and stays there ALL SEASON LONG...DAMMIT!
Barnhardt actually hits well, but Stephenson gets called up and takes the league by storm with the highest BA by a catcher and better than Johnny Bench defensively.
David Bell doesn't make a single dumb move all season long!
OK, perhaps I'm having an old man fantasy moment and I'm hoping for something that'll never happen in a million years, but it's what I want to happen and I deserve it DAMMIT! Why should I deserve all this? Well, I don't, but it would still be nice, huh?
Reds starting pitchers ALL win 20 games number one.. No if, and or buts.. 5 20 game winners! That's just the beginning..
The bullpen is nothing short of absolutely brilliant all season..
Aquino hits 50 home runs and has a sustained batting average of at least .390, swipes 40 bases AND throws out a minimum of 20 runners at 3rd base..
Akiyama splits time with Senzel in CF and both hit over .300 with 30 HRs each and lead the league in fielding percentages..
Winker and Castillanos do the same in LF even if Castillanos will probably play in RF and make Aquino look much better in the field.. OK, so LF probably won't be our greatest asset defensively..
Suarez keeps up his torrid HR pace AND stops striking out
For reasons I can't explain Galvis has the best season of his entire baseball life including little league AND Moustakas puts Brandon Phillips to shame at 2nd base AND hits out 40 HRS
Joey Votto goes back in time to 2010 and stays there ALL SEASON LONG...DAMMIT!
Barnhardt actually hits well, but Stephenson gets called up and takes the league by storm with the highest BA by a catcher and better than Johnny Bench defensively.
David Bell doesn't make a single dumb move all season long!
OK, perhaps I'm having an old man fantasy moment and I'm hoping for something that'll never happen in a million years, but it's what I want to happen and I deserve it DAMMIT! Why should I deserve all this? Well, I don't, but it would still be nice, huh?
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
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Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
