02-24-2020, 03:11 AM
I waiting for some yellow journalist to state that I'll soon be given the bengals franchise by the brown family to do with as I please.
"The Brown family has decided to just give the team away to an old fan with no pro football experience whatsoever in another state just because.. It would undoubtedly be best for the team. The fan says he'll raffle the team away in a special promotion Tickets cost a buck each and only 10 billion will be sold. The raffle won't occur until all 10 billion are sold and paid for in nickles. 'Special train tracks will be built to haul all 200 billion nickles to my house.' said the fan. A special nickle slug machine will detect all forged nickles.
As long as they're writing dumb stuff we might as well go for broke.
Mike Brown has demanded to be traded to the Browns after the giveaway..
"The Brown family has decided to just give the team away to an old fan with no pro football experience whatsoever in another state just because.. It would undoubtedly be best for the team. The fan says he'll raffle the team away in a special promotion Tickets cost a buck each and only 10 billion will be sold. The raffle won't occur until all 10 billion are sold and paid for in nickles. 'Special train tracks will be built to haul all 200 billion nickles to my house.' said the fan. A special nickle slug machine will detect all forged nickles.
As long as they're writing dumb stuff we might as well go for broke.
Mike Brown has demanded to be traded to the Browns after the giveaway..
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
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Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
