10-15-2015, 09:35 AM
89 year old man: My 20 year old wife is pregnant, isn't that amazing? What's your opinion, doc?
Doc: Let me tell you a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs his umbrella instead of the gun. He moves into the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle and BANG, the lion drops dead.
Old man: That's impossible! Someone else must of shot the lion!
Dr: Exactly!
Doc: Let me tell you a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs his umbrella instead of the gun. He moves into the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle and BANG, the lion drops dead.
Old man: That's impossible! Someone else must of shot the lion!
Dr: Exactly!