04-22-2020, 10:47 PM
(04-22-2020, 11:15 AM)fredtoast Wrote: I killed a gopher with a stick one time.
I once, well actually twice ate fried sea gull although I didn't kill them with a stick. Some guy I knew living in Cherry park in Long Beach California killed them. I think, but not sure he snagged em with fishing line, but don't quote me on that. Hunger will make people do some nasty things..Trust me on that..
I did once catch a bonita shark off Hunington Beach peer using just a cigarette butt as bait after wasting an entire bag of frozen anchovies. Suddenly everyone else fishing on the peer was trying to get my last cigarette.. I smoked it myself.. That's my only feel good story about my nasty smoking habit..
Fried sea gull tastes like chicken...after being left out in the backyard for a week in a plastic bag in the hot sun. Now you're just dying for some fried sea gull i bet! Aren'tja?
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