Duke Tobin

[BURROWorBUST]

Mike: 2-14 is pretty bad, isn't it?

Duke: Yes Sir. Worst in the NFL.

Mike: Why are we so bad?

Duke: Let me ask, Zac. Zac, why did we suck in 2019?

Zac: We've had the worst defense in the NFL for like the last 3 seasons.

Duke: What do we need to do to fix it?

Zac: Well, we've already done a personnel review and evaluation. We need to get alot more active in free agency and sign some quality veterans with playoff experience. Then we need to draft at least 2 more linebackers. We could actually use 3.

Duke: We can draft Chase Young, too.

Zac: No, sir. Our player evaluation told us that we need to move on from Andy, too. We need to draft Joe Burrow. And another wide receiver.

Duke: Mike's going to love taking Burrow. Do you have any idea what he'll do for season tickets and apparel sales? He'll finally be able to get a new Oldsmobile.