Boomer wants new jerseys

[Big Boss]

(05-22-2020, 02:21 PM)fredtoast Wrote: I have a very realistic idea that no one ever mentions.

Since almost everyone like our orange Bengal striped Helmets I think we should have entire jerseys that are orange with tiger stripes.

The big linemen would probably like them because horizontal stripes make you look thinner.  I know a lot of people claim vertical stripes make you look thinner, but experiments show that a square filled with horizontal stripes appears taller and thinner than a square filled with vertical stripes.  Numbers would be white with black outlines.

It's gaudy as **** but for some reason I don't hate it. I imagine the away jersey would be white with orange/striped numbering.