06-25-2020, 06:43 PM
A woman was sitting in the kitchen when her husband came home with a sheep under his arm.
"This is the pig I have been screwing around with when I am not with you." he said.
"You dumbass," she said, "That is a sheep not a pig."
"I wasn't talking to you," he said.
"This is the pig I have been screwing around with when I am not with you." he said.
"You dumbass," she said, "That is a sheep not a pig."
"I wasn't talking to you," he said.