08-22-2020, 08:03 PM
"Is that a keg in your pants? Because I want to tap that ass."
"Do me if I'm wrong but isn't your name Edith?"
"Are you as flexible in real life as you are in my dreams?"
"That must be a mirror in your pocket because I can totally see myself in your pants tonight."
"You're the #1 chick in this place. (hold up one finger)
There's a long list of dirty things that I want to do TO you (hold up two fingers)
WITH you (hold up three fingers)
and FOR you (hold up four fingers)
for the next FIVE hours." (hold up four fingers and the thumb, move in and call out for the obviously coming high five)
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Walk up to her wearing a FC Kaiserslautern jersey and tell her
"I already have the F, the C and the K . . . all I need is U."
"Babydoll, if you were a car door I would slam you all night long"
Guaranteed success
"Do me if I'm wrong but isn't your name Edith?"
"Are you as flexible in real life as you are in my dreams?"
"That must be a mirror in your pocket because I can totally see myself in your pants tonight."
"You're the #1 chick in this place. (hold up one finger)
There's a long list of dirty things that I want to do TO you (hold up two fingers)
WITH you (hold up three fingers)
and FOR you (hold up four fingers)
for the next FIVE hours." (hold up four fingers and the thumb, move in and call out for the obviously coming high five)
Walk up to her wearing a FC Kaiserslautern jersey and tell her
"I already have the F, the C and the K . . . all I need is U."
"Babydoll, if you were a car door I would slam you all night long"
Guaranteed success
Only users lose drugs.
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