New word for the day

[grampahol]

It's pronounced "room", but spelled differently,   rheum which for the unrheum enlightened is basically dry, crusty eye turds..  Sounds delightful, eh? I get them almost every morning and until I figured out how to dispatch the painful little turds I thought I was doomed to a life of eye turdness forever. 
So, how to dispatch rheum painlessly is pretty easy once you get good at it. With both eyes closed normally brush downward gently and keep at it till you get towards the end towards your nose on each side then change direction just a bit towards your nose. You may have to dig the crud out on that side with a fingernail, but be very gentle and don't rub unless you like rubbing ground glass into your eyes. 
Well, that's how I dispatch rheum..Others may have a different method and please, don't tell your doctor you do it like this or you'll be told in no uncertain terms that you will go blind quicker than if you jerk off in front of a church in front of 50 nuns on a doomed bus.. 
Thanks for your undivided attention..  
Now get out there and jerk off in front of a doomed busload of nuns and see where that gets you.