10-29-2015, 09:53 PM
Personally I don't care if he plays, doesn't play, gets caught jerking off to pictures of a naked John McCain or what as long as we win this game.
In an ideal world he plays, gets sacked a dozen times or more and has a career ending injury on the last play of the game, Michael Vick gets caught kicking several puppies and Landry Jones quits in disgust. Then Dan Fouts mistakes the microphone for a hot dog and chokes to death at half time .. and an earthquake knocks their stadium into the Ohio river, it floats downstream and stops right outside of PBS.
In an ideal world he plays, gets sacked a dozen times or more and has a career ending injury on the last play of the game, Michael Vick gets caught kicking several puppies and Landry Jones quits in disgust. Then Dan Fouts mistakes the microphone for a hot dog and chokes to death at half time .. and an earthquake knocks their stadium into the Ohio river, it floats downstream and stops right outside of PBS.
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.