How do you deal with your kids Halloween candy?

[jfkbengals]

I eat it all so they don't get cavities. After all, they are really just here to do my bidding.

By the way, I don't have kids. I'm referring to the ones around the neighborhood. Last night they kept coming over all dressed up and bringing me bags of candy. I'd take the bags and tell them to get the hell off of my property.

Gotta go, I need both hands to unwrap all this candy.